You know those crazy pet hoarders? The ones that get raided by the cops every few years for having 300 dogs on a half-acre lot? Well, I'm well on my way to becoming one of those.For Christmas, I asked for and, after extensive begging, got a third dog. Fred named him Barsky, after the producer on "Dirty Jobs," one of Fred's favorite shows.
I like it too, except for the vast quantities of poo regularly featured on the show.
So here we are. Two chihuahuas, one poodle, one child and two adults, cleverly hidden under mounds of dog hair.
An important safety tip: Don't come visiting if you don't like dog hair. Or being barked at by tiny dogs.
