Justifiable homicide?

So I'm suffering through the early stages of the Capital One Bowl-- God's own team, the Michigan Wolverines, and some know-nothing upstart team called the Florida Gators - whoever the h*ll they are.

Anyway, at the moment we're getting outplayed pretty tough. My little girl, hearing me groan, asks "What's the matter, mama?"

I tell her: "Mama's team, the ones in the yellow pants, are getting beat, honey."

"Oh," she says, "I like the ones in blue."

Would a jury have convicted me, do you think?

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Footnote: Despite a rough-looking 1st half, the Wolverines pulled out a victory! GO BLUE!!!