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Okay, everyone who's surprised my nurse thinks I'm "unusual," raise your hand.

Uh-huh. I thought so.

Yes, apparently, my symptoms are unusual, not like your average chemo patient. Lucky me, right? I'm still queasy and my stomach is still sore. They're throwing around terms like "clear liquid diet" again. But I'm telling you what I told them, I'm NOT going back in that hospital. They'd have to come get me and DRAG me back in there.

It sounded like the nurse was inclined to let me drink my dang bouillon in peace in my own home. Lord knows it would be a waste of resources to call out the National Guard to pry me out of my comfy chair...