Wednesday, March 12, 2008

I'm planning a jail break

Well, here I am. Day 2 of my captivity.

If you've come late to the story, here's the upshot: I ended up in the ER Monday night and they've yet to release me! The claim is pancreatitis, but I'm thinking they're keeping me for the sheer fun of it. Watching me surf past Fox News several times a day has got to provide some jollies on the nursing floor.

Anyway. The thinking is, strangely, that this condition is probably not cancer or chemo-related. No, it's not pancreatic cancer. Yes, I might have gall stones. Blech.

So I'm trapped for the time being. Perhaps one of you would be so kind as to smuggle in a file in some baked goods?

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